419

My web host has a great spam filter, but occasionally a piece of this crap does come through. Today I got this gem of a Nigerian 419 (I think it's the 419) spam and thought I'd share.

REMEMBER: Never Trust ANYONE who sends you an email and asks for MONEY. ESPECIALLY if you don't know them or they're from Africa.

Like a good spammer (oxymoron, I know, since they're the worthless scum of the universe) he asks that you not betray him. Like he'd never betray you! What a moron.

AGAIN: NEVER TRUST THESE EMAILS.

I don't normally post about the spam I get in my email (I don't usually read them, either) but I loved this one.

I love the fact that instead of just a simple lottery, the spammer just put everything in the email. It's not just European, but Asian, too.

And since it's a Nigerian scam, we can add Africa to that list. (Poor South America... they seem to be left out here.)

And it's sponsored by Bill Gates. Bill Gates! Then it must be true! And the Sultan of Brunei? Say it's not so! (I'm not sure who this Sultan guy is, but he must be one swell guy.