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cybertheist: person believing in a higher order of being controls the internet.

For example, I believe that the Computer Gods have found favor in me again and granted me access to the internet from my Mac Mini.

All hail the cybergods!

So you've created a content management system or script. You've spent countless hours drinking warm beer and eating cold pizza while coding your content management system and now you're ready to unleash it to the world. The thousands and thousand of lines of code that you and your friends have sweated and swore over is done. So what do you do now?

Ebads Link

eBads are collections of those ebay ads you get when you search on Google.... but the funny ones. Take a look for yourself!

(Thanks to Dave for contacting me about this!)

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
~Ellen DeGeneres

shamelessly stolen from somewhere:

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in
reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra" asked the doctor?

"Not a chance" she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't
even taste it. Give it try and call me in a week to let me know how
things went."

It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly
inquired as to the progress.

four police officers were sitting at a table next to me talking shop. One of them asked the others if one could go to the pawn shop and 'release' a set of tires (or something to that effect.) Another officer asked her what name it was under.

"Richard.... James. I think. No, Woods. Yeah, Richard Woods. I remember because I joked about it."

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On Weird Al Yankovic 46th birthday (he was born on October 23, 1959) I have to ask this question: Has Weird Al ruined music for you?

Misguided News Service, April 14, 2005

New York: The United States Report on Unsubstantiated Statistics reports that statistics with no basis in fact was up 12.8% in 2004 compared to 2003. This nearly $25 Million study, up by 3.5% from the previous year, gathered data on nearly 83% of the total statistics published in print, internet news, and congressional reports.

God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions.

Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address unless you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions.

1. How did you find out about God?